The Life of the Destruction

Starting fights
Spitting in their faces
I thought I was the fun guy
the life of the party
always good for
a crazy misadventure
Throwing up
on their brand-new sneakers
Pissing on the floor
of their parents’ basement
I thought I was a riot
a real running riot
So I ask you:
Why could anyone
possibly be my friend
I’m just a loser
And then you say:
Gee, you’re not
a loser
People like you because
you’re always up
for a crazy adventure
Hit the gas
We do donuts around
our next-door neighbor’s house